Your Horror-Scope: Tomorrow night, you will have a sudden inspiration to start a new business selling parcels of land on Mars to oil-rich Arabs. You will spend your entire fortune and the fortunes of all of your relatives getting the business off of the ground. The business will prosper beyond your wildest dreams for 10 months, making you incredibly wealthy, until suddenly one day the mafia muscles in to your turf and frightens away all of your customers. You will lose all of your money, all of your friends, and spend the rest of your life in poverty. Happy memories. Not Having a Bad Enough Day? Get insulted for free with the Insult Wizard. Number of horror-scopes predicted: MyCounts.com Disclaimer: The horror-scopes (horoscopes) generated on this site are for entertainment purposes only. Any correlation with what actually happens to you in real life is purely coincidental. Please do not believe any advice given to you by this service. Actual results may vary and may be better or worse than the fate predicted. Copyright 2009 by Corner Square. All rights reserved.